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Because we all thought it was going to be a good one, you see.
Yeah, it's... complicated. And confusing. And mildly infuriating.
And for my money, "Ess-aitch-a-zed-a-em!" rolls off the tongue *way* easier than the acronym. They should have gone with that instead.
But, come on. Admit it. You were. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh, so it's NOT all doom and gloom, eh? Wonderful!
But watch it again we did. For science. You monster.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
On a scale of 7.1 to 7.9, this movie is either a 7.10 (which is apparently an 8) or it's a 10. Don't ask.
It's not just you this time! Turns out Spencer and Chris are *also* wrong (again).
Less wrong than the original, though.
(This episode discusses Chapters 13 to 16) *This* Is The Way you conclude a Season, people.
(This episode discusses Chapters 9 to 12) Turns out we *can* still feel excited for new Star Wars stuff, eh? I'd forgotten how it felt...
(This episode discusses Chapters 5 to 8) This a show of many "firsts" for the Star Wars canon. Like, for example, the first ever former Imperial sharpshooter to hail from the outskirts of Boston, MA.
(This episode discusses Chapters 1 to 4) Dave Filoni *and* Jon Favreau, eh? Colour me intrigued!
We tried, y'all. We really did. But there's no redeeming this dumpster fire.
Alas, just like you, they ended up being quite wrong about it.
Might as well have called this one "A Newer Hope".
But we wouldn't count on it.
Even though you're likely not as wrong as Disney was.
Best. Theme song. Ever. If you disagree, I don't think we can be friends.
Damned (and wrong) if you do, damned (and wrong) if you don't.
It's almost as if someone asked "what if we turned decision paralysis into a business model?".
Even the list you picked your favourites from was wrong.
"Topic discussion structure"? "Episode agenda"? I'm sorry, you're saying words but they're not making any sense.
We definitely did NOT bring Star Wars up in this one.
Opinion pieces from your correspondents on Earth-1218 and Earth-Prime.
Yeah, we're going there.
It's offensive, is what it is.
But thank you if you did!